Vegetable Rights Activist

also referred to as vegetable liberationists, believe that the most basic interests of non-animals should be afforded the same consideration as the similar interests of human beings. Advocates approach the issue from different philosophical positions, but agree that vegetables should be viewed as non-human persons and members of the moral community, and should not be used as food, clothing, research subjects, or entertainment.

Vegetarians don't know how much carrots and potatoes suffer when they are being skinned alive, they have no way of expressing their pain. Potato peelers are implements of torture. I'm a Vegetable Rights Activist that's why I eat meat.

Vegetable Rights Activist by Notintoracism December 30, 2010

Vegetable Goblin 

A vegan or vegetarian

That damn vegetable goblin is threatening our republican values by not eating animals!

Vegetable Goblin by wowsuchacuteboyXXX December 13, 2016

Vegetable meat 

Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.

Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.

I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.

Vegetable meat by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018

Vegetable Lasagna 

The name given to a random person who's name you do not know that somehow gets caught in your conversation and/or argument with another person you know.

From the Seinfeld episode "The Butter Shave" where an innocent passanger seated next to Elaine and Putty on their plane ride back to New York is refered to as 'vegetable lasagna'.

Putty: Oh, tell me about it! I don't know why I ever took you back.

Elaine: Oh please, I took you back! You know it, I know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it!

Vegetable Lasagna: Please, please! I don't want to get involved!

Vegetable Lasagna by .Bambi. March 11, 2010

Vegetable mode

When a blackberry's battery is so low that it does not allow the user to text, call etc basically making it a vegetable.

I couldn't find my charger, so my Blackberry was in vegetable mode for 3 hours!

Vegetable mode by hulbrook February 24, 2011

Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

Vegetable Connection by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

vegetable juice 

hatsune miku lovess vegetable juice, and so do i!!!! <33
POPIPOPIPOPIPO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🤪✌️

me: i love hatusne miku!
x: the anime waifu that has a song abt vegetable juice xd?
me:yes, shes my idol

vegetable juice by METTATONFUCKMEDARLING<3 December 11, 2021