presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 21, 2004

presidential erection

When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.

holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.

by 123fucknut March 10, 2009

presidential hold

A decision made by a presidential figure in order to buy time to make a real decision.

He issued a presidential hold to convince the applicant that he would receive a decision later.

by Sgrb6sc January 28, 2019

Presidential debate

A day were everyone lost at least 500 brain cells watching. It's worse than a Fortnite parody- and that's saying something. It is also worse than back when I was in Vietnam war, standing in the front lines. There a 99.9 percent chance you get covid when watching it.

"You watched the Presidential debate last night?"
"Yeah, and I got covid because of it."

by TheBombHacker October 14, 2020

presidential shit

Something of a high class or level, such as kush, or phat bentleys with chrome rims.

Bob and Alex are rollin presidential through your hood like G's, smokin that kush, presidential shit, george bush

by Tukee owns bitches December 12, 2005

Presidential Flashcards

(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.

That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards

by Nikedunks6.0 December 15, 2009

Presidential Flashcards

A slang word used for money, due to the presidents branded on dollar bills. Populated by 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"

Pizza Restaurant Owner: *puts money on table* You know what those are?
Lenny Haise: .... Presidential Flashcards?

by HorriblePseudonym July 11, 2015