Hell on earth. Home to the biggest following of lesbian WNBA team, the Monarchs. Rather pride themselves on Cinco "gay" Mayo then July 4th. Rudest NBA fans. No Downtown.
by MicahD May 4, 2008
Sacramento is not a "small town" at all. In fact it has about half a million people here. Yes it is smaller compared to other compared to other cities, like Los Angeles and San Diego, but it's still not a small town. There are little to no cows here, as you have to travel further out of the city to see any sort of agriculture. Sactown is a beloved city by all who live there and is one of the most diverse and racially integrated cities in America. About 35% of Sacramento is White, 26% Hispanic, 14% Black, 18% Asian, 5% mixed race, 2% other.
The schools here are medicore, so many choose to go to private school, but the youth in Sac are passionate and intelligent individuals. Kids in Sac march in Women's rallies and speak up for their beliefs, while also working hard to do well in their schoolwork, sport, or anything they enjoy. They spend most of their weekends out and about, exploring the city and taking amazing pictures. There is always something to do in Sactown, whether it's a new art exhibit or a huge football game (Holy Bowl), weekends in Sac are never boring.
Of course there is still the ghetto (Oak Park and South Sac), but there are always going to be places like that in urban environments.
The weather is beautiful year-round, as it doesn't stay just one temperature. The summers are hot and once it hits winter, everyone bundles up and prepares for the holidays.
The schools here are medicore, so many choose to go to private school, but the youth in Sac are passionate and intelligent individuals. Kids in Sac march in Women's rallies and speak up for their beliefs, while also working hard to do well in their schoolwork, sport, or anything they enjoy. They spend most of their weekends out and about, exploring the city and taking amazing pictures. There is always something to do in Sactown, whether it's a new art exhibit or a huge football game (Holy Bowl), weekends in Sac are never boring.
Of course there is still the ghetto (Oak Park and South Sac), but there are always going to be places like that in urban environments.
The weather is beautiful year-round, as it doesn't stay just one temperature. The summers are hot and once it hits winter, everyone bundles up and prepares for the holidays.
You: Man, I love Sactown. I could never leave my home.
Friend: I wish I could live there, Sacramento is such an amazingly diverse and beautiful city.
Friend: I wish I could live there, Sacramento is such an amazingly diverse and beautiful city.
by SactownGirl February 11, 2018
During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.
With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.
by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.
EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.
EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
by ---Lil' B--- September 19, 2014
by bugbiteme March 30, 2007
by un rubio rico May 22, 2006
When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.
by Spermin german April 23, 2009