Chicago Paycheck

When someone gets shot.

JFK cashed in his Chicago Paycheck.

by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021

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paycheckitis

A recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck

Larry (exasperated after arriving to work): I was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. Why did the manager have to call me in again?
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.

by Beeljo July 20, 2016

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Paycheck Stealer

When a player has seemingly given up on trying to win major tournaments and is only there to receive the eyewatering salaries.

Or most of the time, players who do jack shit in pro play and still get paid for it.

"That fucker always runs it down, why is still signed for another two years, fucking paycheck stealer."

by nihilitee November 22, 2024

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Paycheck Player

An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.

At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.

by Stang September 20, 2020

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