lactose cumtolerant

When one is allergic to cum and faces physical consequence, such as strong diarrhea, after swallowing cum.

Cum fucks up my stomach because im lactose cumtolerant.

by Uh baby baby August 23, 2023

Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023

Lactose intolerance

You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.

Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Lactose Tolerant-in

The inability to produce waste after consuming large amounts of dairy.

After eating cheesy Ramen, Alex and Celia activate their lactose tolerant-in.

by gotlaxatives6769 December 10, 2025

the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

Circadian Lactose Intolerance

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.

"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.

by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 1, 2009

shining lactose

my friend max had cancer once

shining lactose

by chillbigwhites February 19, 2023