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handcuffs 

A device that goes around someone's wrists to restrain them. They are used for kinky sex and by law enforcement. Recently the police announced they were moving to other ways of stopping crime.
A standard cop situation:
An on duty cop sees a man masturbating in front of Wal-Mart. He reaches for his handcuffs. Before he takes them out he determines that handcuffs aren't enough to handle this dangerous situation so he decides to use his gun.
The use of his gun was so effective that police stations started to phase out handcuffs in favor of safety for all.
handcuffs by Throbbing Llama September 23, 2016

handcuffed 

When both anal and vaginal fisting occur at the same time, so the man would be "handcuffed" and unable to move both his arms freely.
Last night I was fisting this chick, and decided to fist her ass too. (anal and vaginal) and my arms got stuck for a short time! it was like i was handcuffed!
handcuffed by W0WH8terzzzzzz October 21, 2010

Handchuffed 

To be handcuffed to your very heterosexual partner and being chuffed about it.
-Did you see that new picture of Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman?
-Yeah, they were handchuffed!
Handchuffed by Jamchuffed July 8, 2011

Hungarian Handcuffs 

When a male or female inserts one fist into a female's vagina and the other fist into her anus at the same time
"Look at how that stripper walks... she must have had the Hungarian Handcuffs last night"
Hungarian Handcuffs by ajc929me August 22, 2011

fuzzy handcuffs 

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.
Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.
fuzzy handcuffs by God April 6, 2005

rusty handcuffs

Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.
Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."