Handbag twink

A gay man who is used by straight women to virtue signal they are woke.

Not to be confused with fag hag.

Almost the counterpart to beard.

“Who is that?”

“Oh that’s quinten, that’s Aleshia’s handbag twink”

by Dandy fresh October 18, 2022

Abo's handbag

An Abo's handbag refers to the plastic bag that is used to contain the cheap wine (goon) sold in cardboard boxes. The bag has a tap attached that can be pressed to release the wine.

Abo is slang for an Aborigine....the native race of Australia. Aborigines are considered alcoholics by many.

"My turn on the Goon mate, pass me the Abo's handbag".

by PerpetualTraveller May 16, 2007

Gins Handbag

A gins handbag often refurs to a Gins (old Australian Aboriginal womans) goon bag that the vast magority of Gins cary with them. Much like the regular handbags that many civalised woman carry today.

Aboriginal 1 - 'oi dardz go get maaas hand bag for our journey to the traino'
Aboriginal 2 - 'Yeah boi unna'
15 minutes later....
Aboriginal 2 - 'bro its all warm'
Aboriginal 1 - 'no shit dardz its a gins handbag

by Dardz boi yeah April 10, 2011

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003

handbag bisexual

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.

Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual

by rotothexy January 30, 2012

Guatemalan handbag

Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.

My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.

by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018

Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021