MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY 

when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).

man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam

MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY by Oompiie April 1, 2021

Doing a Metcalf 

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

Doing a Metcalf by Put the petal to the metal October 14, 2010

doing a Melbourne 

"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"

Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!

doing a Melbourne by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013

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Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!

Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.

Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it! by QuacksO January 21, 2026

Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury 

Having a very androgynous life style with questionable sense of fashion, going to strip clubs and getting fucked and discovering that you have HIV and then AIDS, and then being a fucking god whilst dying at the same time.

Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury

Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury by N_0VA January 31, 2019

saying it don't mean doing it

Just because you say something don't mean you will follow through with your word.

Politicians always say, " no new taxes " but as soon as you vote for them and they become elected their words change. I guess saying it don't mean doing it.

saying it don't mean doing it by alonzo j jordan August 19, 2012