dildo

A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.

In the slash story, Beautiful Addiction, a dildo is used for torture to keep one person quiet about a secret.

by Spike Mehgay March 16, 2006

Dildos

When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks.
Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.

person 1:"Busy work sucks."
person 2:"I know, this is dildos."

by chaz k June 1, 2007

dildos

(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.

Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.

Person 2: That's dildos, man.

by IntestinePoet February 12, 2007

dildo

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

dildo

Direct In-Put Limited-Duty Officer: an individual commissioned into a branch of the military typically without having traditional ROTC training. A DILDO is typically selected to fill a specific job, with little or no opportunity for lateral movement. Most of these jobs could easily be filled by civilians, but a commission is bestowed to provide a visual level of authority to junior military officers and enlisted.

A typical example are the officer instructors at both the enlisted and officer Naval Nuclear Power Schools in Goose Creek, SC. Individuals apply for DILDO commissions out of college and, if selected, are sent through Officer Candidate School. At completion are award a commission in the US Navy as an ensign. These officers then become permanent members of the instructor staff at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command (NNPTC).

by navy bob September 24, 2007

Dildo

An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.

Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear! What's its name?
Joy: Dildo
Jasper: O_O
....
Jasper: excuse me?

by Oompa-Loompa & Licious-Vicious April 24, 2011

dildo

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005