conjusing

conjusing is a way of saying something is confusing in such a way your brain turns to juice.

ohhh this is conjusing

conjusing by Cloudy Sun March 14, 2011

confusion 

this really weird feeling you get in your gut when you know somethings not right. or, not being in control and knowing what acctually is happening
no one likes to be confused/=

jen- idk this is like complete confusion, i mean like when he kissed me last night, uknow?

sam-yeah i get you

jen- i thought he didnt like me

sam-yeah

jen-/=

confusion by uppnOrthh January 24, 2010

Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.

"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."

Season confusion by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

boner confusion by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

Clubber's Confusion 

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.

Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?

Clubber's Confusion by Mischu22 August 14, 2010

Lucky Boys Confusion 

LBC, man! One of the best band out there! I mean they're all like.. "I'm from Naperville, just like Dan the FREAKIN' MAN!"
And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.

It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...

So on and so forth.

LBC> You.

Lucky Boys Confusion by Dan the FREAKIN' MAN! June 4, 2004

Confungled 

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'

'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!

Confungled by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009