zj

A ZJ is the abbreviation for Zebra Job, it is when a white chick jerks off a black dude and the the black in-between the white fingers gives the illusion of zebra stripes.

Sarah (a white chick ) went to 69th street to give out free ZJ'S to all the brothers behind tower theater...

by Drew&Zac September 30, 2009

Zj

A zebra Job, consisting of a black and a white women giving head to one guy at the same time.

Damn, i got the best ZJ last night from that black and white girl i met at the bar.

by Carey B. March 28, 2008

Zj house

A particularly awful cobblestone mess. Incredibly ugly and a total eyesore. Designer is vertically challenged and usually blind

That house is so dead. It looks like a zj house

by Js785 July 25, 2022

ZJ

This person is very smart and always has a someone to look after (parent) um also kind and honest. They will always help you.

Zj can you help with chemistry prep

by fatimushka November 24, 2021

Zj

When you turn your friend upside down and put your dick in their mouth and you touch their tonsil

Friend 1: Please fuck me!
Friend 2 turns Friend 1 upside down and puts dick in mouth
Friend 2: Give me a ZJ right now

Friend 2 touches Friend 1s tonsil with their dick

by Nicksqug July 9, 2021

ZJ

When a girl gets on her knees behind you and give you a reach around and blows kool aid into your asshole

After she gave me a zj my shit smelled so fruity.

by Partyfingerz March 22, 2016

ZJ

Originally heard in Broken Lizard's Beerfest, assuming to mean Zoojob which includes both partners breaking into a zoo late at night and having a threesome with whichever animal is in the first pen they can unlock.

Dude, i heard you had a total zj last night...why the hell would you fuck a pig?

by NastyNedNutski May 11, 2019