by Vessel wiper March 07, 2023
Get the Vessel engineermug. A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 03, 2025
Get the Vessel Marie Tokenmug. by KyletheMiller November 01, 2006
Get the Crap Vesselmug. Duality doesn't allow a weaker vessel. You don't see one side of the yin and the yang dominating the other in Eastern religions.
If males really thought that females thought they were the weaker vessel, they wouldn't have made the queen the piece that could make moves none of the other pieces could make when they came up with chess. Males were smart enough not to go for that kind of thinking, that there is such a thing as a weaker vessel, and that you can underestimate somebody that tries to tell you that they are one.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021
Get the Vesselmug. When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.
Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!
by Doodles is Hung November 04, 2019
Get the Blue Vesselmug. 
Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.
Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.
Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.
by Danks of Memes December 05, 2016
Get the tea vesselmug.