Transmission Pants

Highly durable and resilient pants designed to withstand extreme stress and rugged conditions without blowing out. Must be rated to operate at hoop stress levels of 20% or more of SMYS (Specified Minimum Yield Strength), meaning these bad boys can stretch, bend, and flex under pressure without splitting open like the pants available at your local farm supply store.

"We had a pressure surge during the pipeline test, and everyone braced for a rupture--but my Transmission Pants just absorbed the stress, and the gauge needle bent instead. The on-site OSHA inspector just nodded approvingly."

by CaffeinatedReaper March 14, 2025

community transmission

Medical euphemism, roughly translated , "We have no fucking clue how, where, or who you caught the virus from".

"We phoned all of your direct contacts in the past fourteen days... (Yeah, we dialled the number you gave us for the girl whose name you didn't know.) We're marking it down as: "community transmission".

by o_alquimista September 25, 2020

Transmission tower

It’s just fucking lookin thing that looks like an Eiffel Tower but 100 times worse. And has these wires longer than your (micro)penis

Ballsucker: Hey look it’s the Eiffel Tower!
Smartshart: NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT’S A TRANSMISSION TOWER

by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023

Nocturnal transmission

Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.

Another nocturnal transmission!?! I can't believe I have to clean up this mess again!

by AFDV December 19, 2010

ax4n transmission

Ford front wheel drivetrain that tends to go out due to miswiring inside the gearbox. Ford mid sized cars are manufacured with this low grade transmission.

That ford is going slow. It must have an ax4n transmission.

by carztaurus August 18, 2015

Transmission Vision

When you are using hallucinogens to take advantage of a situation and use all technologies to make a quick and accumulated decision and simulation.

Winner: well, as I told you, when I was _____, I instantly understood that I needed to stop (but still thinking about it)

Audience: oh I see!

Loser: how can take his side??? He’s obviously still thinking about it! He’s doing that “Transmission Vision” thing again!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023

manual transmission

The superior way of driving. More engaging and reliable although a rarity in the United States. To drive one, your left foot modulates a clutch and your right foot modulates the brakes/gas. You start going in motion when the clutch bites.

Did you see my new Honda Civic ?

u/hiyacoolcat7685's new car is a manual transmission, meaning he's a great driver

by hiyacoolcat April 28, 2024