Touch Tone Telephone 

one of the greatest song ever and may as well be a love song

"cause you're the only person in the world who understands"
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay

Touch Tone Telephone by raybeez May 15, 2022

Touch Fluffy Tail 

A reference to the scene in Monster Girl Quest where Tamamo gives you 3 choices of rewards:
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell

If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.

Touch Fluffy Tail. Why? It's fluffy, it's a tail, she has nine of them and looks like an 8 year old anime girl. Enjoy!

Touch Fluffy Tail by TheGermanBritish Guy February 23, 2015

Touch Blind

A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.

Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!

Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.

Touch Blind by MobyR March 25, 2019

Touch me not

a stud that does not want to be touched during sex

"You think damine is a touch me not?" "definitely"

Touch me not by gaybitch213 May 14, 2019

touch-butt 

Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.

Who are you training with?! You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park!

touch-butt by Orrion July 31, 2016

touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

touch grass by lacrynx January 18, 2021

touch your breakfast 

To deeply penetrate someone's anus.

Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.

touch your breakfast by goldenflower February 26, 2011