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Mac Tonight 

A mascot for McDonald's from the 1980s who has a moon for a goddamn head.
Later turned into the racist Moonman meme.
Remember those obscure Mcdonald's Mac Tonight ads from the '80s?
Mac Tonight by PepsiManiac May 12, 2019

i had pasta tonight 

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.
*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

Toni Tonight 

person 1:"do you watch toni tonigh-"
person 2: " i have devoted my life to her"

toni tonight: cool and big and old
Toni Tonight by 10Pointless November 17, 2020

Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight 

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight
Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight

the moon is small tonight 

What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.

Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids
the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....
the lion sleeps tonight by blobbfish February 26, 2019