the jonas brothers

some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.

little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.

by some_random_gurl March 1, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The infection of the ear when you listen to much rap/pop, which may include the side effects of: brain damage, ear loss, gangrene, ninjas in your blanket at night, testicle loss, testicle growth, unattractiveness, and uncontrollable bladder.

Mike: Hey Rick, watcha listenin' to?

Rick: Hannah Montana.

Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.

Rick: Whatever.

The Next Day

Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!

Mike: Told you that you would get it.

by mynameistotallynotmattsoitsnot February 15, 2012

Jonas Brother

An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.

"Dude, look at Scott over there."
"What a fucking Jonas Brother."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

jonas brothers

dumb ass mother fuckers who dont know wut the hell good music is

jeremy: dude, my girlfriend lyks the jonas brothers...wut do i do?

jarrett: wtf? they dumb as hell, tel ur gf to listen to better music or dump her ass!!

by mystery117 June 16, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A group of "guys" who "play" "rock" "music" for some high pitched pedo-phyle mouse and need permission to play "songs" from disney channel, and fans (mainly kids) compare them to grreat bands like AC/DC and Metallica , saying that they have a good reception at concerts, etc...

Jonas fags, Jonas Sisters, JonASS brothers, etc...

Person 1: hey i got this new Jonas Brothers CD wanna listen to it?
Real person: No way man, i aint listening to †hat crap "music" lets put some ACDC on

by TehDanny385 May 4, 2010

Jonas Brothers

Three brothers that do each other before every concert, and that is why girls love them so much.

Sarah loved the Jonas Brothers so much because they do each other ♥.♥

by I'm Blah October 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A fruity 3 "man" band who "sing" about friendship and such. 99% of the girl teen population has a weird obsession over them. Every girl who is in love with them has an I.Q. lower than a fish.

The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.

fan girl-" OMJ I SAW THE JONAS BROTHERS ON TV LAST NIGHT AND I PEED A LITTLE AND CRYED!!!!!!!!1111!!!!"

Smart person-"stfu please?"

by Zipitty September 7, 2009