A fat ugly bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale
Stop takein up space like Tess
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tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."
by El Presidente 22 September 14, 2008
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The woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!!
No wonder she's a Tess.
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tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid
by Alexeiborachev September 14, 2008
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Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.
Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess
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She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.
Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess
by Citadella May 30, 2019
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An ugly ass bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale
Stop taking up space like tess
by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018
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