Tess

A fat ugly bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale
Stop takein up space like Tess
by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018
mugGet the Tessmug.

Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."
by El Presidente 22 October 24, 2008
mugGet the Tessmug.

Tess

The woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!!
No wonder she's a Tess.
by ccdrakecc July 20, 2016
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Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid
by Alexeiborachev October 24, 2008
mugGet the Tessmug.

Tess

She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.
Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess
by Citadella May 30, 2019
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Tess

Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.
Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess
by Thisguyleo November 19, 2019
mugGet the Tessmug.

Tess

An ugly ass bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale
Stop taking up space like tess
by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018
mugGet the Tessmug.