"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
by jazzlover October 19, 2014
The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.
Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
by chocotaco! January 13, 2010
by Holla@yaDawg June 23, 2011
A virtual world in which a desperately lonely person can adopt an alter ego and live out an utterly pointless existence every bit as mundane as their non-virtual life. The "noughties" version of Dungeons and Dragons but without the trolls and orcs. A baffling and ultimately sad indictment of how people interact today.
Having failed to get a "first" life I think I'll try and make friends in Second Life. (Crushing disappointment follows)
by zippy_uk October 12, 2006
Second Aid is similar, in most respects, to First Aid.
Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.
1.) Pointing
2.) Laughing
Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.
Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.
1.) Pointing
2.) Laughing
Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.
Jeff: "Oh shit did you see Drew fall down those stairs?"
Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."
Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."
by PhoenixTwo November 8, 2007
by no1care May 6, 2010