postman

someone who breaks down your door to deliver a parcel

the postman woke me up

by maxverstappen July 22, 2022

Postman

A young visionary that chases the dream with his eyes open not while he's sleeping

His level of genius is the meanest because he's Postman

by Whoispostman May 31, 2019

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

The postman

Michael Ebrahim

If you’re stuck in a situation, call the postman.

by Kingjoel October 23, 2022

Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting

Fuckin idiot doing the postman Pat drift!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020