manchester united

The BEST football team in the world!!(football not soccer!!)
More history than any other team will ever have in the premier league!

I'm a manchester United Fan so dont hate.

by c.ronaldo777777 April 14, 2006

manchester united

A soccer team that fully dominates all others.

Manchester United beat Arsenal for the 564th game in a row this season, wow Arsenal blows cock.

by Stephan Scantum June 05, 2005

manchester United

The best football team in the world!!! They have the biggest and best stadium in England and also have the best players.

Manchester United beat liverpool 4-0

by jack_1994 September 30, 2006

manchester united

the best football team in the world!!! also with the best players

manchester united beat chelsea in the champions league final!!

by lizizawsum June 12, 2008

Manchester united

A bunch of rubbish old men playing football

Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish

by Rubbishfootballers March 18, 2021

manchester united suck

It's a fact.

Halvor: Manu is best
Fredda: No Manchester United suck. It's a fact.

by kuken te patrick2 November 12, 2013

Manchester United Fans

a group of football fans, supporting the team manchester united. unfortunatly the majority of there support comes from countries outside of the uk, milions of miles away from old trafford. many can be found buying the latest kit and declaring there love for the the team, despite lacking the ability to point out manchester on a map. real man u fans generally hate there foriegn cousins, however they are now the majority, which leads to many a footy fan to hate man united all together.

manchester united fans are the fools in front of the telly that dont know anything about football.

by chelsea for lyf August 23, 2008