On the mong

To be in a state of such utter unawareness toward social norms that one could be mistaken for a (mongoloid).

Person 1: Wow ,Charlie and Denise just farted, turned to each other, and screamed beep beep during the christening.
Person 2: Yea... They're definitely on the mong.

by MisterBisquits96 June 25, 2019

Mong

Phrase used by the police to describe a criminal type who is often drug dependant, intoxicated, unemployable, lacks common sense and dignity, unwashed, wears Burberry clothing, white baseball cap, wears a tracksuit to court, wears pyjamas to walk down the street, talks in a whiney voice.

Stupid Mongs. If they were bright we wouldn't catch them

by Tapir Envy May 29, 2018

mong

one from random asian descent, or pacific island.
appears to be metro, listens to dipset.

mike buckley is a mong, no homo

by bad nigga June 19, 2006

Mong

Peace loving peopl. Freedom lover. Kind and caring. Just and fair. Mong people can be found in China, Thailand, Laos, Myamar, Vietnam, Canada, USA, France, French Guyana,Australia, Germany nad Argentina. Their current popualtion is estimate to be about 8 million world wide.

by Anonymous August 08, 2003

mong

someone who does something retarded

u are such a mong or monga

by Haura Lez Haura Daughter December 07, 2003

Monged

something that has been grossly violated.

You monged my pencil!!

by Zini October 18, 2003

mong

yorkshire slang for a dirty peson who lives in his own thith

nicky your a f*****g mong get a wash

by dave February 15, 2005