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Jenson

Jenson is the most beautiful person ok earth, inside and out, kind and considerate always puts others first, cool, funny and trustworthy. Jenson is the most passionate lover and knows exactly how to please. Find a Jenson and never let him go.
If yours with a Jenson, you are happy for life
by Juliet is reem November 23, 2021
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Jenson Six-Pack

Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.
What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack
by Jenson69 June 24, 2019
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Jenson

A massive loser who cries because they don’t get It their way . Manipulate people all the time and use them for shit . Spoilt and spends most his time on the x box . He thinks he can be a ard lad with all he’s designer but truly ain’t , boxing and wrestling might be a passion but sucks at it . Gets into an argument with someone most likely the same person every least 3-5 business days Thinks he can talk and own a girl but talks to others to get it his way . Must feel really bad for his mate always constantly having to cope with him .
Jenson get off the x box

Jenson you owe me money

Jenson stop airing

Jenson I’m pissed off at you

Jenson fuck off
by Sob wanka December 26, 2019
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Jenson

The living embodiment of perfection. A Jenson is kind, funny and a great listener. But the best part is that a Jenson is extremely sexy. When a Jenson walks into a club, every girl in there is instantly attracted to him.
Girl: Damn that guy I was with last night

was so hot!
Girl 2: Was he a Jenson?
by Yamum261 June 27, 2021
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Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody
Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson
by woody7192 April 11, 2024
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jenson

a retard that is not going to succeed in life
omg is that jenson a ugly person
by gentlemens equipment March 25, 2022
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Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.
Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"
by Monfredi November 15, 2022
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