Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

JENSONS BARN

Long drawn out explaination of something.

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.

by Maine girl January 29, 2021

Jenson Grudnoff

short man who has a short temper. this thing will attack anything taller than him. this thing is 4ft 2. and likes living with his ant family

that man is so small just like Jenson Grudnoff

by bobby 101010101010010101010101 August 25, 2022

Jensons Barn

Long drawn out explaination of something.

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.

by Maine girl January 29, 2021

Jenson

Baby rages. Never goes outside cause he too busy grinding on fortnite.

We all know one but we all wish WE FUCKING DIDN'T

Jenson's such a prick

by Secret tank June 19, 2021

jenson

a retard that is not going to succeed in life

omg is that jenson a ugly person

by gentlemens equipment March 25, 2022

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024