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dirty jenson 

nob cheese
i have dirty jenson
dirty jenson by anonymous April 11, 2024

Dirty Jenson 

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody
Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson
Dirty Jenson by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Pulling a Jenson 

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.
Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"
Pulling a Jenson by Monfredi November 15, 2022

A warm George Jenson 

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.
That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo
a blackpink ship between the two members who became naked buddies and roommates three days after they met each other
jensoo act like they are married for 20 years
Jensoo by Manducheek December 29, 2020

jensen ackles 

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.
*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*