by JJ Hater August 24, 2009
JJ is what you would call a seventh-grade math teacher who has no purpose in life and is very submissive. Basically a term for any adult who is useless without help from others, but it is most used for math teachers, especially ones in elementary school. JJs usually are friends with jenoms (slang for big mean ladies) because jenoms will always boss the JJs around and tell them what to do, giving their life purpose.
Teacher: Today we are going to learn math...
Principal: No you will not. We are going to have gym class on the roof today!
Teacher: Yes. We will do what the principal says because I am such a bottom.
Student: Damn, what a JJ.
Jenom: I am going to control your every action.
JJ: That's perfect!
Some kid named Mikal: Bro why is that dude such a JJ...
JJ: You will never get the mind ball Ryneil!
Ryneil: Ugh yes I will!
JJ: Okay fine you can take it.
Doof: This guy is such a JJ.
Principal: No you will not. We are going to have gym class on the roof today!
Teacher: Yes. We will do what the principal says because I am such a bottom.
Student: Damn, what a JJ.
Jenom: I am going to control your every action.
JJ: That's perfect!
Some kid named Mikal: Bro why is that dude such a JJ...
JJ: You will never get the mind ball Ryneil!
Ryneil: Ugh yes I will!
JJ: Okay fine you can take it.
Doof: This guy is such a JJ.
by Yogo333 December 8, 2021
"What's the difference between a Pepperoni Pizza and a Jew?
Pepperoni Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the Oven."
"Dude that was one pimp JJ"
Pepperoni Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the Oven."
"Dude that was one pimp JJ"
by Person12345678910 August 20, 2009
An abbreviation for Jungle Juice. Typically used on Facebook when family members can see the poster's status/comment or in public when you're trying to keep word about the party quiet for a while.
Facebook status: "JJ party tonight at my place!!!"
Parent: ?
Friend: "YESSSSSSS"
Facebook status: "Jungle Juice party tonight at my place!!!"
Parent: "Excuse me?? You're coming home right now for the rest of the weekend or you can say bye bye to my tuition payments!"
Friend: "..."
Parent: ?
Friend: "YESSSSSSS"
Facebook status: "Jungle Juice party tonight at my place!!!"
Parent: "Excuse me?? You're coming home right now for the rest of the weekend or you can say bye bye to my tuition payments!"
Friend: "..."
by Sid Barrett April 15, 2010
A boy who thinks he is all that and flirts with a girl but denies it. He also holds her hand but claims she initiated it even if it’s not true. He probably sings a lot, which is fine because he is good at it but he also struggles to have serious conversations. Most importantly JJ ‘s deflect any real conversation that said girls tries to initiate.
by Liv. July 19, 2020
JJ is an acronym for the Jazz Jackrabbit series of games, or rarely, the title charcter, or first in the series, although the first one is mostly called JJ1. Also used are JJ2, for Jazz Jackrabbit 2, JJ3, for Jazz Jackrabbit 3D, and JJA, for Jazz Jackrabbit Advance.
Craig went to bed after a long refreshing game of JJ2. Earlier in the day, he had been playing JJ1, JJ3, and even JJA. As he fell to the dark aura of sleep, he had only one thought. "I love the JJ series.."
by Vintic aka Elliot July 14, 2006