20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
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Modi Glazer

A Modi Glazer is the Desi equivalent of a redneck. They believe that Modi's corruption and greed will somehow win them the Crick World Cup. They generally (and wrongly) consider Pakistani occupied Punjab, Sindh, and Gilgit-Baltistan to be "stolen from India". They believe that war against Pakistan is the only way for peace. They often refuse to accept that Pakistan fairly wins cricket matches and supports Modi in his every action.
Joe: Bro, Veer is such a Modi Glazer
Mike: I know, right? It's so annoying.
by RaffleWaffle☭☭☭ May 28, 2025
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BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER
by Jon freed August 20, 2023
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Glazer

A dick rider particularly towards individuals who exhibit homosexual tendencies
Ex: Alex your you really got good depth on that one. Fends: your the biggest GLAZER I’ve ever met get off my Johnson
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GlAZER

GLAZER-JUMPING IN A CONVERSATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOURSELF WATCHING OTHERS JUMPING IN SOMETHING WHAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING FOR ATTENTION LOOKING FOR AN AUDIENCE FROM OTHERS ALWAYS BEING HYPE.
CHRIS SWIDER IS ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS AND DOES N MIND HIS BUSINESS AND HE ALWAYS JUMPS IN SOMEONE CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM THATS WHAT GLAZERS DO
by DONT GLAZE April 04, 2022
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Glazer

The modern word for someone who is obsessed with another. If someone keeps complimenting another person, or idolises them and spends alot of time with them. Basically a teachers pet, but not always with a teacher
‘In the office, Kai is a glazer of the bosses, hoping for a raise’
by Somebodyx June 19, 2025
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Glazer

by Bobby684$3 January 29, 2024
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