A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:
Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.
by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.
by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
Get the Professional Glazermug. by browngirllovers September 24, 2025
Get the Glazermug. when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
Get the glazermug. He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
by Jon freed August 19, 2023
Get the BIG SAM GLAZERmug. 
when someone is so nostalgic and focused on the past that they glaze everything from the past because they are blinded like nostalgia and cant get its dick out of there mouth
dan:dude did you hear about the new minecraft update?
some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-
dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer
some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-
dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer
by Turles811 April 9, 2025
Get the Nostalgia Glazermug. by heartles08 March 19, 2024
Get the pro D1 glazermug.