A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023
Get the Cop Glazermug. Person 1: Wow, Sarah is so cool. Her hair is nice and so are her clothes. She has chest skin and looks great in anything. Why is she so funny and amazing all around. Theres nothing Sarah could do to anyone.
Person 2: Bro you’re a glazer.
Person 2: Bro you’re a glazer.
by anonymoushoe42 October 30, 2023
Get the Glazermug. 1: Something or someone bad
2: Someone who likes one topic too much (they think it's the best or smth)
3: A dick rider
2: Someone who likes one topic too much (they think it's the best or smth)
3: A dick rider
by theOGglazer February 22, 2024
Get the Glazermug. when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
Get the glazermug. by browngirllovers September 24, 2025
Get the Glazermug. 
A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
Get the 20th Century Glazermug.