gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.

by dball September 15, 2007

pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009

Archie Glazer

A cool nice guy who is a great friend and is an amazing person in general. he owns a lot of Gucci and Rolex's and lives in Massachusetts. he has a lot of cool friends and plays basketball

"Archie Glazer is a god"

by gkghjg February 1, 2019

La Glazer De La Donut

When you are getting oral pull out before you ejaculate then jack off all over her face then tell her you glazed her like a donut.

In the video the man gave her La Glazer De La Donut

by cockendozer July 5, 2008

Honey-glazer

A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)

It was a real honey-glazer! She was exactly the right honey glazing complexion.

by J4j April 11, 2013

Canadian Glazer

A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.

"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"

by Mapik December 13, 2019

Samuel Glazer

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer

by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022