The man with a forehead so big you could land an AC130 on it, he is over obsessed with Fortnite and loves spaghetti, his brain cell count is below zero.
by El Mexicano Gabe grande April 24, 2019
The coolest, smartest, best looking guy alive. The epitome of a well-hung male. He has a huge penis but he remains modest and humble. He is the perfect male with body, brain and heart to match. This man will impress you with his many talents. He hangs out witch Chuck Norris in his spare time and he's the coolest, nicest and most caring friend you could ever want. If you meet a Gabe you are among the luckiest people on earth. This person's underwear alone would sell for millions on Pawn Stars.
A more talented, more handsome, smarter, more lovable, taller, more athletic Zac Efron.
A more talented, more handsome, smarter, more lovable, taller, more athletic Zac Efron.
He's so popular, he's almost a Gabe.
Wow, did you see the Gabe sized package on that guy?
If you were any more perfect you'd be such a Gabe.
Wow, did you see the Gabe sized package on that guy?
If you were any more perfect you'd be such a Gabe.
by Eveofdestruction October 26, 2011
Someone who is really nice, cute, and has really pretty gold/ green eyes. You will fall in love with him almost instantly. Sadly, he never stays around. Eventually he moves and it's all you can do to not think about him.
by yo.crazy.lol9876 February 5, 2010
Gabe is a guy that gets a girl and looses her but gets her back later his eyes are brown and so is his hair gabe's are very rare to find.
Gabe's girl:omg I'm so happy gabe is my boyfriend
Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-
Gabe:hey babe
Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-
Gabe:hey babe
by lovemybfSOMUCH September 29, 2017
Slang for the word butthole. Not used often but a very powerful insult. A Gabe can be referred to as a 𝓬𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮. A person who calls you a “Gabe” intends on crushing your spirits.
1: Ugh! Henry you’re acting like a Gabe!
2: Person one: You know what… you’re such a GABE
Person two: IM GONNA CRY.
3: You smell like a gabe that hasn’t been washed since last March…
2: Person one: You know what… you’re such a GABE
Person two: IM GONNA CRY.
3: You smell like a gabe that hasn’t been washed since last March…
by Skrttoesfordinner June 26, 2021
by thatoneguylikesunicorns June 15, 2021