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Retard Farming 

Retard farming is the act of collecting government money by housing retards and keeping them in poor living conditions, therefore, saving most of the money collected for yourself.

Retard farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
Step 1: Buy a farm.
Step 2: Collect retards from government programs.
Step 3: Put said retards on farm.
Step 4: Allow them to graze the lands in a retarded stupor.
Step 5: Collect government money and become filthy fucking rich.
Farmer 1: "It's been a tough season for retard farming. I heard Farmer Yimie lost 3 retards last week after one of them went all crazy like in a blinded retard rage and killed the others."

Farmer 2: "Well I heard Farmer Eveland lost his whole stock! They dun' got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. Yep, siree! Them retards dun' been so stupid they couldn't figure out how to open the barn door!"
Retard Farming by Jak Jones September 4, 2011

midget farming 

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives
"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"
midget farming by chachaddict April 17, 2009

hog farming 

When a gentleman goes out for the night and has a plan to only chase robust women.
Jack Smith says, "Check out the piggy over their in the corner". Rodger says, "do you mean that 400 pound girl?" Jack Smith says,"Hell yeah buddy. I'm gonna do a little Hog Farming".
hog farming by Joey Bosco September 12, 2016

Corn Farming 

Anal sex.
Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.

I need to shower after corn farming.

He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
Corn Farming by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Mental farming 

Mental farming is a special module of the bisector that allows Phantom to go undetected in the coregui of rogue lineage's modular insides
I really love using Phantom's Mental Farming 2020 non clickbait
Mental farming by ImnotHyper May 10, 2021

Engagement farming 

Engagement farming is when one wants to get more engagement on social media platforms.

This can for example be done by participating in multiple Twitter spaces at once, without adding any specific value, but only to pump one’s bag.

Simply put, trying to get more followers, likes, comments, and retweets on social media platforms and grow their personal brand.
He's in 10 different Twitter spaces on 10 different phones, he's engagement farming again.
Engagement farming by Carmenine October 6, 2022

Noob Farming 

Entering a server or gaming area as an expert, knowing that the server or gaming area is populated completely of noobs, then pwning them all just so you can get a high score.

(Created specifically for first person shooters where the player enters a server populated with other players and a specific mapset or something that makes it unique)
"Dude, i was playing in this noob only server last nite"

"Aren't you in the top ten worldwide?"

"Yeah, i was just doin' some noob farming"