Downward reverse smurf sex

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016

downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".

I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.

by naked_yoga December 09, 2013

one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob

Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.

DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.

by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022

downwards nasty

A euphemism for only the roughest and loudest kinds of sex. Often used by those too uncomfortable with the term 'sex' to actually use it.

He led her into the bedroom, where they did the downwards nasty until daybreak, much to the annoyance of his roommate.

by Static Satan April 14, 2020

Downward Shia LaBeouf

When someone gets in the position of Shia's "just do it" but on a bed on their back and a their partner screams "just do it" shoving a dick/dildo in their partners ass.

Mike- My girlfriend and I had sex last night.
Bob- Oh, really what position?
Mike- Downward Shia LaBeouf

by kurlincucumber October 04, 2016

slowly downward landing hill

a hill where you cooternoot

“Hey, let’s go cooternoot on that slowly downward landing hill.”

by PickleToes101 July 13, 2022