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Disaster Box

Usually used to describe a person who is struggling to the extreme at something or said situation they're struggling at.

This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"
You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box
by The Trash Monster July 28, 2011
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Disaster Dick

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out
I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick
by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019
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Disaster Dump

Describing a messy shit in a more polite way.
Billy: "Dude you were on the toilet for over an hour!"
Nick: "Ya, sorry man, I had to sort out a disaster dump."
Billy: "Oh ok, cool."
by SpaghettiSlammer September 28, 2010
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disaster boner

The excitement caused by witnessing something that is actually terrible
I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.

Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner
by yaboytofu November 11, 2015
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Disaster Moon

"Ughhhh Disaster Moon always makes me sick. All he does is speak on behalf of Kim Jong Un."
"What a spokesman!"
"On top of that, he's a total commie. Read his books he wrote."
by ㅅㅇddddfsfWWW June 7, 2020
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disaster mocker

Someone, usually with the first name of Brandon, who mocks disaster victims focusing on flood victims.
Brandon - HaHa that guy died in a flood.

Jeremy - Hey it isn't cool to be a disaster mocker.

Brandon - HaHa some guy died in a mudslide.

Lance - Stop being ignorant about the consequenses of disasters. 6 people die ever 4 decades in floods. That is one persone every 2,439 days.

Brandon - Stop being a flood worrier.

Scott C. - This is no joking matter, my goat died in a flood.

Brandon - Goat roper.
by utes499 June 13, 2011
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