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National 3 Hole Qualification Day 

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."

3 March Zoe and Alma day 

3 march is Alma and Zoe day were everyone has to have fun and try new things
Omg let’s celebrate 3 March Zoe and Alma day!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day 

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

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Nude Day 3rd August

Where People send Nudes on the 3rd of August
Me: It’s the 3rd of August
Them: So?
Me: It’s Nude Day 3rd August, Send Nudes Lol
Them: Ok
Day 39 is near, only 2 races left
day 39 by MIke Trout October 13, 2021