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Dangling Tweeters 

Dang! Bob's dangling tweeters are HUGE!!!
Dangling Tweeters by Aqueas December 2, 2003

dangling dave

When your floppy penis wont go into the butt you were trying to fuck, so you jerk off and stick you finger in there instead.
Dude, Koppel gave me a dangling dave in the lockerroom!! It was horrible!!
dangling dave by bio 100 May 10, 2005

Dangling participle 

A dangling participle is a wallet chain, cell phone headset cord, beeper leash, purse strap or other long slender device used to secure an object to a person.
A dangling participle is the "straps" that have the tendency to always get caught on another object when you least expect it to, often resulting in a humurous but humiliating yank in the opposite direction of travel (i.e.: getting out of a car, getting up from a desk, etc.).

dangling digit of destiny

Cute, alliterative name for the penis.
Come suck on my dangling digit of destiny!
dangling digit of destiny by mero February 4, 2003

Dangling from his neck carrots 

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.
All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots

Dangling chocolates 

When two males engage in anal sex and one male sticks his scrotum into the other males bumbum, then rips it out, shit and all.
Male says while looking at his shit covered balls: Look at those dangling chocolates!
Dangling chocolates by AfroKenny January 14, 2008