Cats

For some reason 99% of all inter-fags are obsessed with these things. Just look at all the other definitions for an example.

Omg I have been to 4chan! Desudesudesu! Longcat is epic! I luv cats! Newfags are new, etc. etc. ^^ they just piss me off.

by Felix Green April 30, 2008

Cats

A word that can mean anything. Can be used to replace any word in any language.

Hey. Can you go down to the Cats and get me some milk? Oh, sure Jimbo.

by zeid May 11, 2010

Cats

An annoying furry animal. Word often used when breaking tension in an akward conversation.

"So did you get laid last night?"
"CATS!"

by hellomotopolis March 22, 2009

Cats

A Demon sent by Satan himself whose entire task is to kill of all human life

AGHHHHGHH The cats trying to murder me!!!

by Name Yes thats my Name November 11, 2020

Cats

The main ingredient of Filipino siopao.

Did you know? Be careful if eating siopao off the street, maybe its made out of cats! I had a pet cat and it disappeared! Magbe its Siopao now

by Gitarja May 30, 2020

Cats

Fucking demons from Hell. They are sent down to earth to make Humans love them, but then eat them when the humans sleep. But some are sent down from the Gods that save all humans from depression.

Annie: I need some cats
Zoe: There's some in a nearby shelter
Annie: OK! *annie goes to pet shelter*

Annie: I'd like that black one!
Pet Shelter PErson: That one comes with a terrible price!!
Annie: 7000 dollars? Oh who cares I need one!
Pet Shelter: No, he was sent form Satan-

Annie: Bye! *gives penny*

*LATAER THE CAT EATS ANNIE

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Cats

A feline creature used in a joke to stop conversations.

So the cat says "Hey! That's my hot dog!"

by Tzymo August 20, 2003