when shit has hit a point where there is no immediate return; when you cant say or do anything else but say "shit thats beat"; the whackest of all the whack; when a bitch tells you shes pregnant; when you get the ol' sobriety test after a long night of drinkin;...and of course when the almighty bong pack just fell off its last legs..
At Work one day...

Marc: Hey man, i gotta run to CVS real quick...

Zack: oh yea, whys that...

Marc: gotta grab some Imodium..

Zack: Aww man, that shit is beat
by Zack and Marc August 8, 2006
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Used to define a girl that looks like she takes it up the ass. ( the "it" being big dick )
Dude that girl is beat all the time; she just loves it in the ass.

What do you think of her? I don't know she looks pretty beat.
by Johyo November 11, 2005
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To have nothing better to do.
To go with your last option.
To get ripped off.
To miss out on something.
To be lame.
"He bailed on me! I'm beat for a ride now!"
"I'll play a game of uno because I'm just that beat."
"You paid $20 for this! You got beat!"
"I'm not going to Jack's, he's beat."

Also:
"I'm going to bed, I'm not beat for this conversation"
"He thinks I'm going to wash the dishes? I'm not beat for that!"
by SpunkyElle January 8, 2010
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When a Guido pounds the floor rhythmically to the beat of the music to let out all of their Guido juiced up rage and excitement. Recently familiarized by the new hit show Jersey Shore.
"Bro lets beat the beat"
"Way to beat the beat bro"
by Davnia Nelffo February 2, 2010
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To Beat Beat is used as an expression of ejaculating or Skeeting , To make the trouser snake sneeze on or spit on an object or objects , it can also be used as an alternative to saying something out of excitement such as Yes! or Alright!
Oh Shit I just passed my Biology Exam BEAT BEAT!!!, Get outta my face bitch before I Beat Beat in your eye, Dude look at her rack Beat Beat!
by Zack Herrell May 2, 2006
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To have sex with someone ("beat it up" or just "beat it") and then get the hell out as quickly as possible ("beat it", like the Michael Jackson song). A close synonym of "hit it and quit it".
Kenny: "So, Lenny, Jenny says you were pretty lame in the sack last night."
Lenny: "Bullshit, motherfucker. I had that bitch screaming like a banshee. But the second we were done I grabbed my clothes and booked it for the door."
Kenny: "Ah, the old beat it and beat it move."
Lenny: "Yeah, they really don't like that too much. I never understood why."
Kenny: "Bitches, man. Bitches."
by Nick D October 15, 2003
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A term usually meant to tell others to go away or leave you alone and might even be another way to tell people to fuck off considering how the word beat is commonly associated with the male term for masturbation
"Beat it man, all you do is cause trouble"
by Immovable Spirit March 5, 2016
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