Bastard

1. The illegitimate child of a king or queen (usually king )

2. A child born to parents that are not married; wedlock

1. King Francis's bastard son Jon
2. The poor bastard doesnt even know her father

by BastardBorn June 7, 2017

Bastard

Someone who, be it in another country or not, shagged their cousin.

Ray, the bastard, shagged his cousin.

by WithinChaos June 11, 2017

Bastard

A Scottish pleasantry. Often pronounced 'bastart' in more rural accents.

"Ah love ye, ye stupid bastard that y'are."

by Spoovo March 30, 2016

Bastard

Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.

Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards."
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"

by Catalina Foothills December 12, 2011

Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

bastardization

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

see fo' shizzle my nizzle

by Kevin Smith January 2, 2004

Bastardizing

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

by x0racunx March 22, 2010