Early Access

• A version of a game that is available before the release date
• The type of game people would treat a beta

A. Hey dude, look at this beta version of Minecraft!
B. Cool! How many bugs have you reported to the developers?
A. ...
B. You treated it like an early access didn’t you?
A. I thought Early Access and Beta are synonyms...

by HyperGray December 20, 2019

Date of Access

Date when your girlfriend lets you fuck her. Also called D.O.A.

"Hey Tim, did you hear? Greg got the Date of Access yesterday with Heather!"

by SwifferWetJet February 6, 2008

Access to the monster

To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.

Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.

by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008

easy access

when certain areas of the body are easy to access

when a girl wears a skirt with a thong *cough* easy access to tht area *cough*
a guy wears jeans with a hole in the crotch *cough* easy access to tht area *cough*

by Nici_B May 14, 2007

Full-access

Can do what ever you want to maggie's poop shoot

I have full-access to you butt hole

by Brycycle93 January 1, 2014

access ciderspace

Being really drunk on cider (or other alcohol)
Sounds like access cyberspace.

To access ciderspace.

Last night we accessed ciderspace

by Stoolbend October 22, 2013

pelvic access

porn

A play on "public access"

(television) (channel) (website) (station)

I spent the afternoon watching pelvic access television.

I get free pelvic access on my laptop.

I put a pelvic access channel hot button on my remote.

by keloidformer December 3, 2010