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Big S the main G from Cowpen no filter even his fam cant handle the weapon
This kid is a weapon
by Big S thw weapon January 11, 2021
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Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.
Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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The Academic Weapon

A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.
Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.
by trappingangsta18 October 17, 2023
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boss weapon

A person who swipes right on guys with weird faces when they’re drunk, then proceeds to lead them on by talking with them, when they’re not in the slightest interested.
Amanda was blind drunk and swiped right on Paul, who sends snaps of his weird face. She still talks to him even though she’s not interested. She’s a Boss Weapon!
by Sluga January 29, 2022
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Weapon

NuB. NuB is a weapon.
"Hey, give me your money!" "Don't make me use my secret weapon!"
*NuB looms out of the shadows*
by NuB-_- August 13, 2021
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Weapon

by Liutud January 27, 2022
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weaponized incompetence

A term used by bad managers and by friends, family members, and romantic partners alike in circumstances where they want somebody else to do things their way but they do not want to properly communicate what their way is (or where they are happy to wax on about frivolous details but never justify why said details would actually matter to anyone else).

They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.

In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
"Don't you even know how to make me a sandwich? The pickles have to go on top of the provolone, and the mustard and mayonaise should never touch. You didn't even cut off the crust, and who slices a sandwich lengthwise? It *must* be diagonal! Fine, I'll make my own damned sandwich, but I swear you do this on purpose just to avoid doing it the right way. It's weaponized incompetence! *huff*"
by Happ MacDonald April 8, 2024
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