weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects

That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!

by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019

Weaponizing

I mean you're actively weaponizing the performative withholding of actionable of information in the form of imposed schizophrenia.

Guy "Right but we're weaponizing it so that you have to work as hard as I feel that people (generally) should have to work to do the things you're trying to or want to or need do."

Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Weapon

The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"

Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)

Synonyms: Tool, Douche

Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed

Jackson thinks he such a weapon... Little does he know I wiped my duck butter on his grill.

by Please Kick Poop September 05, 2016

less-lethal weapons

Rubber bullets, beanbag rounds, stun grenades and other projectiles fired by police at unarmed and non-violent American citizens. Such weapons can produce serious injury, permanent disability and death.

An 18-year-old man, struck in the head by one of the less-lethal weapons, suffered massive injuries. 'You could look down into the wound and see fractured skull fragments', said the EMT. Rubber bullets, fired by police from military grenade launchers, can cause internal bleeding, nerve damage and permanent injury to vital organs.

by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2020

corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024

Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.

Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"

by ExplodingStrawberries November 08, 2024

CHEESE WEAPON

A weapon in a solo or multiplayer video game that is easy to use. Usually consist of high quality looks, faster reload time, and inflicts a large amount of damage on an opponent. They're earned progressively in-game or bought.

The explosive bullets for the mk2 shotgun in GTA Online makes it a cheese weapon.

by SkyAir June 13, 2019