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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

Puerto rican shitshow

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.

I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.

by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023

Puerto Rican roll out

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.

"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"

by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

Rican

A hot large loveable man who makes girls pussy hot wet and large, all the girls run after him even the big ass ones

Girl: Holy shit, is that the sexy Rican?
Girl 2: The hot chicks deserve to be with this sexy boy, he will bang us so hard!

by This Sexy Boy deserve some ass November 2, 2018