When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
by Young Jazo July 09, 2018
mugGet the Puerto Rican Frozen Bananamug.

Rican Brothers

A bond between two brothers that's bigger then any other bond.
They are Rican Brothers
by Rider44 June 22, 2020
mugGet the Rican Brothersmug.
A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018
mugGet the costa rican sloth whistlemug.

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”
by Mystressovmayhem January 03, 2024
mugGet the Puerto Rican Showermug.

Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button
Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.
by Bartender poet June 10, 2024
mugGet the Puerto Rican Love Buttonmug.

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday
by Bhixton6500 March 08, 2021
mugGet the puerto rican mondaymug.