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puerto rican men 

A man from puerto rico who is married, yet acts single outside of his household and has multiple girlfriends (with whom he may even have children with). Puerto rican men are largely, in-part, misogynistic with a twinge of narcissism which makes them believe they’re entitled to do whatever they want, as long as they provide for their family. Culturally, it’s how Latino men are raised and so the cycle continues.
Friend: “You’re dating HIM? Be careful, Puerto Rican men are known to cheat and I’d hate for you to get hurt”.
puerto rican men by prestigeww35 February 19, 2024
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Border Rican 

Accurate and alternative name for Mexican migrants. Specifically those who crossed the US-Mexican border in some manner, legal or otherwise.
Gawd Damn! Look at all them Border Ricans! Gotta be at least 3 dozen in the river over there.
Border Rican by SpentCasings March 7, 2024

Border Rican 

The damn Border RIcans need to stay out of our damn country
Border Rican by anonymous March 23, 2024

puerto rican blumpkin 

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match
me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin

Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”

Puerto Rican Love Button 

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button
Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

Costa Rican Slide Whistle 

When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.
This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.