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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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Ball Bra

A Pair of Men's Undies
Johnny got up and put his Ball Bra on then his pants
by Phil A Minion October 9, 2019
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face bra

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020
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bra juice

The sweaty liquid that holds your credit card and etc. in place on your boob when your bra is removed
When she removed her bra she had a credit card 2 nickels a penny a lipstick and a toothbrush that stuck to her chest thanks to her bra juice.
by Pink pixey July 16, 2017
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Give a bra bracelet day

On 5th December, a girl needs to give her guy a bra bracelet. If she doesn't, then the sweater she received on National Sweater Day should be returned.
I'm going to give this guy a bra bracelet on "Give a bra bracelet day".
by Notfaateh November 28, 2023
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Bra

The thing women wear on their chest to cover up the girls.
used for the following:
a) Making your tits bigger
b) hiding your nipples when you get horny
c) support, they jiggle when you run. stops the boys staring to much.
d) all of the above
you don't wear gloves without hands.
you don't wear pants without legs.
but you still wear a bra without tits?
by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022
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Bra Size

Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over
She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.
by Skycyclonex November 21, 2021
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