by Pongabra April 25, 2020

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

My brother is also my cousin.
by Lirpa Mosnar December 12, 2021

A term from Huntington Beach, California. Meaning an extreme sports athlete. Thats very good at what he does and brings amazement to the crowd and/or fans.
by Chrill, December 16, 2010

A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.
"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 30, 2017

by Burnee54 March 9, 2022
