Benihana issues

Severe stomach issues, i.e. Explosive diarrhea, typically resulting from eating out at a crappy chain food restaurant like benihana

Tom, I have to go to the bathroom, I'm having some terrible benihana issues right now!

Boy! Sandy must of drank a lot last night! All day to day, she has had some terrible benihana issues.

Let me turn it down, my baby mama listening, Extra garlic butter, I got benihana issues!

by 2 Chainsx October 9, 2014

issues

you wear them on your ifeet

I really have big issues

Yeah, they're on your big ifeet

by Cheesecake January 10, 2005

daddy issues

The most common scapegoat for why women date bad men

Woman #1: ugh... my ex is so like my dad a narcissistic workaholic
Woman #2: Stop blaming your daddy issues for why you date bad men. Want to find the perfect mate, stay away from like your dad...eesh.
Woman #1: (crickets)

by aminatariq May 10, 2018

Issuance

A word made up by Kacy so we need it added

To make issuance of an item

I am going to issuance a gift certificate to ya

by Mountaindewman August 13, 2008

issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry August 19, 2008

baby issues

It’s usually a girl wich is attracted and gets only younger guys . The guys usually fall easely from her charm and they may have some mommy issues too.

“She’s getting another dude younger than her.”
“She has baby issues.”

by Ciupapitto July 24, 2021

Isselle

When I stupid teenager tries the Tik Tok trend of taking off her 1st and last letter of her name, not knowing that there is a bitch looking at her through her window.

Grisselle is from the **Ramirez** family and is stupid enough to try this trend.

by Ally Ramirez June 4, 2020