Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025

push the issue

To act or approach with confidence for something you want.

She so bad I had to push the issue.

by Kavarli November 25, 2024

Daddy issues

The trauma from have an absent/negligent or abusive father from childhood

Every bastard got daddy issues. Single moms can’t fill that male model role for their sons nor daughters

by JusforGiggles May 12, 2023

skill issue

An easy way to annoy your friends when they mess up a prank or any random task

You sold...skill issue!!!!

by GD Bracket August 22, 2025

Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.

This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.

by Deranged Don November 2, 2025

Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023

Granddaddy Issues

Daddy issues but with your grandpa

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues

by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023