A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.
Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.
by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025
Get the Glonzo Issue mug.The feeling of relief from the outside world. Having a man who understands you and loves you enough to distract you from everything in your head. It means that he knows your body and your mind equally, and never does you wrong because he knows his worth to you. He knows your actions come from a place of love, and will know the difference between you, and your mind talking. He loves you endlessly, and shows it. He doesn’t let you get out of hand, and sometimes you push him away because you’re scared of ruining things. You find peace and comfort in him when he calms you down. If he treats you like his little girl, he loves you. He treats you like the daughter you never were, and takes care of you like he’s your little princess.
Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling
Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling
by sidhdbe_ October 14, 2023
Get the Daddy Issues mug.a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.
This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.
it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.
see also: BM; toxic
This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.
it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.
see also: BM; toxic
'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'
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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025
Get the Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. mug.GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.
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