hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.

Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!

by jermarley February 25, 2021

Reverse Bow Tie

When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.

Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP February 28, 2024

Brown tie

A shit stain left on the torso area between the tits and stomach of a women after titty fucking her with a dirty asshole.

I titty fucked Donna last night and when I finished cumming on her neck I got up and noticed I gave her a brown tie.

by John F. Arts July 27, 2018

Tie-Rule

More ties on at once= higher position over others

Joe walked in today and fired his boss, how? more bcause of the tie-rule

by machracer September 29, 2009

Rook F Tie/B Tie

When two rooks cancel each other out parallel to each other.

Wow David really fell for the good ol Rook F Tie/B Tie move!

by Chessgrandwizard07 November 6, 2023

Saggy Bow Tie

Slapping ones dick against a girls neck.

Kaleb to Justin: I gave that bitch a saggy bow tie last night.

by TheTrumpetSection December 19, 2013