On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?

by BigDSco April 19, 2018

Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff

Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow

by punxneedpie January 28, 2018