ticket

A former Roblox currency, also called "tix."

This item costs 100 tickets.

by Mattjod May 29, 2022

ticket vu

The feeling that you have already sat in the same seat at a concert or event.

"I'm feeling ticket vu, Are you sure we haven't sat in these seats before?

by TheGeek11 December 22, 2009

Misconduct Ticketing System

NoPeaceNoQuiet.org has created a ticketing system where social media users can report concerns of misconduct and potential illegal activity across social media platforms that has a negative impact on victims and survivors of domestic violence, sexual assault and abuse due to the lack of algorithm removal from the original platform administration. NoPeaceNoQuiet.org misconduct ticking system (MTS) is similar to the ADL’s online reporting for cyber harassment of federally protected groups. Go to the NoPeaceNoQuiet.org website for more information.

Disclaimer: This website should not be construed as being about or referring to any particular individual.

If you are experiencing online abuse, in addition to reporting it to the FBI and your local law enforcement, you can also report it to NoPeaceNoQuiet.org Misconduct Ticketing System.

by Anonymous Taggers December 4, 2023

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads

Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?

by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020

the 5 wish ticket

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 29, 2020