by 2GTBT September 9, 2023
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Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023
Get the Geiger Counter mug.A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.
Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."
Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"
Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie
Jack scores it
Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"
Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie
Jack scores it
Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
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Get the counter argument mug.When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.
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