Meat Counter 

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead

She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter

Meat Counter by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019

over-the-counter chopper 

1. An expensive custom motorcycle put together by a motorcycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual. 2. A custom motorcycle built with bolt-on parts right out of boxes, with no custom fabrication.

1. Greg didn't want to get his fingers dirty buildin' his own bike, so he bought an over-the-counter chopper. 2. Big Doug ordered all the parts he needed out of the catalog to put together his over-the-counter chopper.

over-the-counter chopper by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

bro behind the counter 

Secretive way of hiding “fuckbudy” or “affair”

Behind the counter being the way to describe it

My girlfriend said she was gonna go hang with her “bro “(bro behind the counter)today

bro behind the counter by Nuggggg June 24, 2019

Get your dick off my counter 

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

Get your dick off my counter by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

pube counter

One who counts and often categorizes their pubes. Pube counters often like to weave their pubes into designs.

Mason, stop counting your pubes you pube counter!

pube counter by Benito Salvadore December 31, 2005

can counter 

A pain in the ass (usually female) who constantly reminds you of how many drinks you have had.

Ho#1: Jeff you are way too drunk, you've had 8 shots and 5 heinekens.
Jeff: Stop being a can counter!

can counter by Jeff Bollermann September 11, 2005

Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims 

If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.

Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes

Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims by mung69 November 10, 2011