over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.

She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.

No resistance is without counter resistance.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021

Counterize

Striking back after you are attacked.

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize

by Mo4bobbi March 5, 2021

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

COUNTER-ZAZA

Messing up and not apologizing.

Counter intuitive

Could also mean countering the effects of Kush

that’s so not like her, admit it, it’s counter-zaza.

Help, pass me something to counter-zaza myself, I’m cross fading too hard

by mimosabob September 23, 2025

Counter Examine

A method used to render a person's argument invalid by way of intellectual banter, usually occurs between two people

I believe that the other party receives the opportunity to counter examine your argument

by Risako Hurts Your Ears August 18, 2018