Tom Ashton

Tom Ashton is a Pigeon. Retired Youtuber (3rd time retiring) and now a professional Fortnite streamer. He is fat and his sister is fit. Has a large, throbbing, sensitive cherry on the end of his knob. He likes to fiddle with Max Leach, and is the first professional pigeon Fortnite player, who hasn't been delivering on the big stage. He likes to punch monitors and his sister has an egg head.

BENB - "HAVE YOU SEEN TOM ASHTON RAGE AT FORTNITE!?"
Nick Hurrell - "yeh big fan, would turn gay for him, however i already am"

Tom Ashton by fatobesemale August 6, 2018

pulled an ashton 

Falling down brutally/fake fall

Hey Caleb pulled an Ashton
Yeah he does it for attention

pulled an ashton by bettah November 24, 2018

Dirty Ashton 

When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.

Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.

Dirty Ashton by EthanDaCoon August 30, 2015

Flaming Ashton 

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."

Flaming Ashton by compubrains27 December 6, 2009

Sweaty Ashton

An absolute sweat at the video game Fortnite. Literally edits 53 things in a matter of 2 seconds. I can imagine his motto is 'who needs family when u have Fortnite'. If u ever run into the rare species of a Sweaty Aston aka Phantom Ashy, then u are about to get edit coursed on

Guy 1: Who is that guy sweating his piece off
Guy 2: Oh, that is Sweaty Ashton

Sweaty Ashton by ventron500 June 14, 2020

6th West Ashton 

The top floor of Ashton Hall at Seattle Pacific University. Also used as a degrading term.

Guy: "You girls are sexy and I like boobs. Make me a sandwich."

Girls: "Oh my god, that tool must totally be from 6th West Ashton. What a douche."

6th West Ashton by ibrokeabass March 27, 2011

Kim Ashton 

You can find this creature lurking around ditches and dirty swomps on the side of highways and rural range roads. Surprisingly enough if you encounter this sloth like troll you will most likely receive a decent rim job followed by and average young dart.

Bro I was walking home from the bar and ran into Kim Ashton crawling out of the ditch. Ate my assignment for an hour!

Kim Ashton by Kdanger March 22, 2017