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Ashton

A complete sussy daddy
and loves multiple women
Emerson: ohh ashton stop!

Ashton: sigh and moan
by fffffffffffgsgh May 11, 2022
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Ashton

Ashton's are the absolute best, most wonderful, kind and considerate people, they always think of others before themselves and their hearts are big enough for everyone, they're always givers, which may be their fatal flaw, but they give so much love that they're bound to get lots in return. Their eyes are the most beautiful things you'll ever see, even if a little wonky, but that's ok, asymmetrical faces are the best. Their eyes are like the most beautiful clear blue skies over the most gorgeous fields of flowers freshly damp from a spring rainstorm. You could fall in love with them for their faces alone and never fall out of love with them. Like a drug, you get addicted and can't live without them, they're the best thing that could ever happen upon you. If you find an Ashton you should give them all of your love, as they will to you, and make them the happiest person on the planet as they deserve to be. No matter what you do, they will always love you and care about you with a passion that's hard to match unless you're dating a Scorpio. Ashton's deserve the world, and can very quickly become yours if you give them a chance.
"oh my god, you know and ashton? I wish I knew an Ashton."
"Ashton is so kind and sweet it just makes me want to melt"
by t33 h33 h33 February 28, 2023
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Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age
by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022
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Ashton

Ashton is the type of person who is a literal cunt and succs all the little boy peepee he can find. He's super fucking gay even though he says he isn't.
hey look it's an ashton. I heard he raped colten. hes like 6
by cocksuccer April 10, 2019
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Ashton

oi Ashton ESHH BAHHH
by BussyFingers November 8, 2020
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Ashton

Is that Ashton?

Yeah he literally hates Jews.
by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022
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