[Shellie-Ashton]

To be a shellie ashton is to be A dumb welsh person, This phrase is used mainly within englands westend.

Dont be such a Shellie-Ashton.

by qrtyuioppoiuytrewqwqwertyuiop October 18, 2008

ashton kutcher

when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.

I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.

by spread mollusk September 1, 2017

AN Ashton

When a Girl Soaks 1/4 of your bed.

Wow my Girlfriend totally pulled An Ashton last night.

by Mr 8/10 September 9, 2021

Ashton

idiot.
Has -100 billion brain cells

You look like an Ashton

by Crusty toesssss July 6, 2021

ASHTON FATASS

a big ass nigga that is fucking fat green fn

Ashton why are you such a ashton fatass

by thecreatorofhehehawhaw May 5, 2024

ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.

Ashton hesseling is awesome.

by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015

Ashton

The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!

It's an Assbum (Ashton). RUN, HE'S NEXT TO A SCHOOL.

by AlphaC November 27, 2019