Armin Alert

He’s not the strongest but damn he’s smart and hot ofc. His not the biggest but ayoo his d1ck 😯

Armin Alert is hot

by Armins Wife 😹‼️ May 18, 2021

Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .

She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .

by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

Zamn Alert

when you see a bad bitch or a fat booty and you think (ZAMN🥵) so you say ZAMN ALERT out loud so all the homies can peep dat jawn

“she bad asl and her ass fat!?! ZAMN ALERT!”

by imsooogoated March 20, 2023

Superman Alert

When an obese person enters a room or setting, typically wearing a Superman shirt, hat, etc.

Oh damn, Superman Alert at 3 o'clock.

by 0_0awkward0_0 January 28, 2019

Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.

by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021

dumb bitch alert

an unintelligent human being

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT

by spicytacotree September 17, 2019

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023