Monster alert

One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.
Had people gotten the monster alert sooner, they might have had time to prepare instead of react.
by Solid Mantis March 21, 2021
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Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.
The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.
by Solid Mantis September 01, 2020
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Amber Alert

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.
by datemeamber April 28, 2022
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Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown
"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"
by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022
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Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .
by Benderover71 April 18, 2023
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Amber Alert

New pop culture term used to describe the sighting or observation of an abusive female as it is a common misconception that women cannot be abusers. This term was brought to life during the Depp v. Heard lawsuit in 2022, where disgraced actress and boyfriend abuser, Amber Heard, was exposed for being an abusive woman who lied while on the stand as a witness and manipulated the press to ruin Depp's career.
Amber Alert! Did you see what Kaitlynn did to Victor?
Yeah, I didn't know she would hit him and then give him a knife as a Christmas present to trick the cops into thinking he was the abuser.
Right?
by KanraStar May 02, 2025
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amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth
He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert
by frogqweef July 07, 2024
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