Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

tot

totr bob squeaky clean cool

spongbob walks in water turn into totr become squeaky clean jump in soap
totЯ- a geeky squeakbob

by anonymous September 16, 2025

Potato tot

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date

Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that

by Nyc girl May 1, 2020

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009

TOTS

Dafuq y'all on about? TOTS = 'Team Of The Season' you idiots. Usually released around the end of April.

John Johnson: Hey have the tots dropped yet?

Kevin Kevinson: Not yet. I heard it'd be out at 7 tonight.

John Johnson: Man I can't wait to spend all those FIFA points on shitty packs!

Kevin Kevinson: L0L ikr? EAids are gonna be RICH.

by JuicySausage...lel May 30, 2018

Tot

A insider from the successors from native Americans referencing drug abuse

Wanna do a tot later?

by PeterHartgas December 3, 2021

totted squathoe

A person whom is sexually attracted to owners of squatted trucks/ well known within squatted truck community.

“Naw bro she ain’t relationship arterial she’s just a totted squathoe”

by 4pointstn August 17, 2024