Bling Blang Ross

A cat that walks on two legs and fails to die

did Bling Blang Ross just fucked that spider?!?!?

by Yona Son Of Sandra November 23, 2021

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 19, 2011

diacritic bling

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.

Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.

by Ångström December 30, 2016

ride bling

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.

Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!

by PhatBoyG May 2, 2016

Showa Bling

dope, cool as fuck, sexy, da shit, fuck me thats nice, fresh

-das so dope trick
-yeh like Showa Bling dope
-Showa Bling? whats that?
-sorry, YOU wouldnt know

by ForNina September 16, 2010

G Bling

Awesome.

Person 1: DUDE Jocelyn and Hannah are G Bling!
Person 2: Yah man, i love them

by JJkicksass December 26, 2011

Bling Smacks

Another name for money

Shit yeah, I made like 25 bling smacks on deliveries tonight. We're getting drunk!

I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.

I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?

by MastaRoe April 24, 2011