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by anonymous November 27, 2021
Get the alert security systemsmug. by 0_0awkward0_0 January 28, 2019
Get the Superman Alertmug. when you see a bad bitch or a fat booty and you think (ZAMN🥵) so you say ZAMN ALERT out loud so all the homies can peep dat jawn
by imsooogoated March 20, 2023
Get the Zamn Alertmug. One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;
Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022
Get the Blue alertmug. by <script>alert("kalo")</script> July 11, 2022
Get the <img src=x onerror=alert(13)>mug. Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.
by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022
Get the Astro alertsmug. New pop culture term used to describe the sighting or observation of an abusive female as it is a common misconception that women cannot be abusers. This term was brought to life during the Depp v. Heard lawsuit in 2022, where disgraced actress and boyfriend abuser, Amber Heard, was exposed for being an abusive woman who lied while on the stand as a witness and manipulated the press to ruin Depp's career.
Amber Alert! Did you see what Kaitlynn did to Victor?
Yeah, I didn't know she would hit him and then give him a knife as a Christmas present to trick the cops into thinking he was the abuser.
Right?
Yeah, I didn't know she would hit him and then give him a knife as a Christmas present to trick the cops into thinking he was the abuser.
Right?
by KanraStar May 1, 2025
Get the Amber Alertmug.