Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.

by Palm Springs #fresh November 06, 2021

Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck

Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.

by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023

Armin Alert

He’s not the strongest but damn he’s smart and hot ofc. His not the biggest but ayoo his d1ck 😯

Armin Alert is hot

by Armins Wife 😹‼️ May 18, 2021

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by xombi3 September 19, 2023

Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.

That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.

by JD07! May 27, 2022

Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .

She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .

by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.

"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.

by Vermcat August 31, 2023