Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.

by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021

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by ENZOGBS December 23, 2019

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by preudoHexon January 7, 2022

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown

"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"

by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022

Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022

Line Alert

When someone has been figured out but can't admit it.

Oh you're not salty?? I call Line Alert

by Faetal October 3, 2018