Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

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Cash Alert

An alert given as a heads-up to others of impending cash-ness. Usually used to excite and motivate a group to get ready for something amazing/cash.

Dad: Mom will be home with the KFC soon.
Son (yelling downstairs to friends): Cash Alert!!!!!

by Stroppy225 October 27, 2009

silly alert

When someone says something that doesn’t make any sense but kind of funny at the same time.

Someone says “I think I’d rather slide down a cactus naked.”...then you say “Silly alert, Silly alert!”

by Carmie Love June 9, 2018

Bag alert

A bag alert is used as a term to define the top tier moment of buying a bag of burritos, specifically from Brahms.

Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!

by Zack Coleman September 26, 2022

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024