Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.

JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW

by QeQ January 1, 2023

amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth

He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert

by frogqweef July 7, 2024

joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

Amber Alert

New pop culture term used to describe the sighting or observation of an abusive female as it is a common misconception that women cannot be abusers. This term was brought to life during the Depp v. Heard lawsuit in 2022, where disgraced actress and boyfriend abuser, Amber Heard, was exposed for being an abusive woman who lied while on the stand as a witness and manipulated the press to ruin Depp's career.

Amber Alert! Did you see what Kaitlynn did to Victor?
Yeah, I didn't know she would hit him and then give him a knife as a Christmas present to trick the cops into thinking he was the abuser.
Right?

by KanraStar May 1, 2025