Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022

joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

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by bl4kd43m0n March 13, 2018

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024

Cash Alert

An alert given as a heads-up to others of impending cash-ness. Usually used to excite and motivate a group to get ready for something amazing/cash.

Dad: Mom will be home with the KFC soon.
Son (yelling downstairs to friends): Cash Alert!!!!!

by Stroppy225 October 27, 2009

Bag alert

A bag alert is used as a term to define the top tier moment of buying a bag of burritos, specifically from Brahms.

Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!

by Zack Coleman September 26, 2022

OG Alert

A Youtube series created by Xinabox on July 7th, 2020.

I'm going to go watch OG Alert

by i8 July 25, 2021