designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017

Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Pentagram design

A famous design agency ran by Mr Satan founded en 666, know for making the best designs in the world to make your eyes cry Kool aid.
Best place for edgy boys

We are pentagram design, we use your souls for create design, We make teams in the ashes

Normal kid believing itself a designer: Oh look this is my favourite agency I want to work here, I love her
Michael Morningstar: welcome to pentagram the best agency in the word
Random kid: I have my designs (a design very edgy)
Michael Morningstar: hired!

by VproTech's Son November 26, 2024

design intervention

n. The moment when an engineered design feature successfully prevents a catastrophe.

"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."

by NotRrrn September 16, 2012

designated goat

Alex Pricher.

Yo bro have you seen the designated goat?

by apricher June 11, 2022

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024