design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.

I'm a design management student.

by DMI Student February 20, 2014

DESIGNATED DRINKING LOUNGE

where you go to drink alcohol and where the goodies are (rachel’s house)

We are going to get fried at the Designated Drinking Lounge tonight.

by DAZ DILINGER May 8, 2020

System Design

The best class ever!!!

I'm so excited to go to System Design today!

by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020

Designer Weed

Weed that’s a cross between multiple crosses to give you a desired effect/high while removing any unwanted feelings from the high.

Damn bro he got that designer weed

by Jpfrenxh9 March 18, 2022

designer

One who is eternally unsatisfied and whose only cause of existence is solely to produce The object that will bring satisfaction to them so that they may finally die in peace

John is remaking his book again, he's such a designer

by the crippled penguin April 14, 2019