designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

Interior design

Interior design is when an architect or designer designs a house.

I did the interior design challenge at the weekend

by Allie Einstein September 16, 2019

Ripex Designs

Ripex Designs is a Canadian designer headquartered in Ontario. The designer makes gaming graphics for organizations and competitive players of the "Fortnite" game. Ripex Designs also has a large design discord server, which pushes designers to be innovative and work harder. Ripex Designs is also noted for releasing background packs for each season of "Fortnite" during the period of chapter 4.

"Ripex Designs" A Designer With Extreme Talent

by Pandora the explora September 16, 2023

design intervention

n. The moment when an engineered design feature successfully prevents a catastrophe.

"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."

by NotRrrn September 16, 2012

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

healthspan design

the application of design theory and practice to prioritize and or optimize for healthspan related outcomes

Unlike traditional design practices, healthspan design specifically supports, prioritizes and or optimizes for an entity's desired healthspan related outcomes.

by MadamEve February 20, 2024

Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023