Cigarettes are bad for you
by ShaggysToe September 12, 2020
Get the Cigarettes mug.The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
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Get the Skinny as a cigarette mug.A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.
by Hector_833 June 29, 2024
Get the cigarette car mug.The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
Get the two pennies and a half smoked cigarette mug.Alien 1: "We must have more"
*Alien 2 presses button*
Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."
*console summons 463 cigarettes.*
*Alien 2 presses button*
Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."
*console summons 463 cigarettes.*
by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025
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