modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Cigarette

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I got lung cancer from smoking cigarettes

by plasma.exe.exe.exe.exe.E.X.E July 9, 2023

Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel May 18, 2018

Fridge cigarette

Basically an energy drink but its slang for people with caffeine addictions

Duuude I need a fridge cigarette because I got a headache and havent had one since yesterday.

by Thatguywithcaffeine June 29, 2025

cigarette smoker fiona

Best arctic monkeys song ever.

Have you heard cigarette smoker fiona? It’s amazing

by shatoota November 23, 2021

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

cigarette speedrun

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside

Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back

by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 24, 2021