Ivan Mendoza

Someone whos likes men and enjoys having sexual intercourse with another man thats under age. A fagot child predator

Young boy- hey old man
Ivan Mendoza- come get some candy

by Gangstaboy5757 December 18, 2021

Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,

by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

Ivan Alien Stage

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

Ivan

Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.

Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know

by Ivans so fine November 7, 2022

Ivan

Bro why does ivan look like a rata

like everytime i see him i think of a rata

Ivan was a rat in his past life.

by joshhuchersonfan101 December 15, 2023

Ivan Angulo

A rare creature that likes to smell buttonholes

Ivan angulo male dog

by jesuse gods son August 4, 2012