Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life
Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.
by the_austinjames June 20, 2021
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Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.
Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!
by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021
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Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.
John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big
by ItsRec March 21, 2021
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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 31, 2023
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hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.
Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.
by BurningMedic August 21, 2020
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Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 16, 2023
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Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.
Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.
by Weed wacker July 31, 2015
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