Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss
Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday
by CocktailHoser July 29, 2023
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hose huffer

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."
by Downhill Dave March 28, 2018
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You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies
by Train Tracks March 23, 2018
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Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.
I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.
by BlueBooty November 19, 2014
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hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever
The hose guy can destroy anything
by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017
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balls hose

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
by brexitroy March 19, 2022
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Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!
by thefireman May 02, 2015
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