when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.
mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!
by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012
Get the the nose hosemug. The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
Get the Alaskan fire hosemug. A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019
Get the Decoy Hosemug. Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”
by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025
Get the Town Water Hosemug. A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hosemug. It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
by Train Tracks May 14, 2018
Get the You're bro's a hose.mug. People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Get the Garden hosemug.