Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.

Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.

by Dimitrije July 7, 2025

Kinky Garden Hose

When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .

Man that Kinky Garden Hose felt so good.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!

by thefireman May 2, 2015

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021