The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.

Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!

by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.

Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

Flesh Hose

The penis, cock, knob, schlong

Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose

by The Course Man October 22, 2023