Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.

Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.

by Coggy8 October 6, 2022

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

by Train Tracks May 14, 2018

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025

Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.

I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019

Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.

Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.

by Dimitrije July 7, 2025