Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 11, 2021

Hose dragged

When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.

Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?

by Axeman51 September 27, 2018

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker July 31, 2015

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Hose War

when kids from two neighboring houses get their hoses and drench each other until one of them goes inside. The one inside is the loser of the war.

hot summer's day.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.

by lookz4Mathieu April 27, 2011

Hose Tucker

A guy who tucks his hose and acts like a woman

Bro my friend hooked up with a hose Tucker last night.

What the fuck!

Yeah he almost killed him thinking he was a she.

by Tom at v cu Hz to October 10, 2017